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I Don't Get It....

Tue Nov 24, 2009, 7:58 AM
You Know When Guys Say, "I Banged Yo Mom Las' Night! And She Loved It.."
And When People Call You, "Mother Fucker" ??

I Don't Get It... If You Comment Saying How You ... Basically Had Sex With Someone's Mum Thinking It's A Good Thing, And Someone Calls You That Name And You Get Upset...Doesn't That Make You R-tarded?? XD

Because The Name ,"Mother Fucker", Means You Really Are A Mother Fucker (A Person Who Had Sex With Mums). And If You're Proud Of Yourself Saying That You Banged My Mum, Getting Upset When People Call You "Mother Fucker", Then You're Just Basically Some Sort Of Person Who Never Thought This Through and Doesn't Get A Very Good Education... Actually, Scratch The Education Part Out. Because It's Already Self Explanitory In A Way, You're Just Not Listening Or Thinking About It.

SO! From Now On! Instead Of Calling People, "Mother Fuckers", We'll Just Call Them...."Monkey Fuckers." :3

Because Monkeys Are Sooo Gross. XDDD

I Hope Ya Learned Somethin' Today And You Have A Good Week!

~M

  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: My faves
  • Reading: Your Thoughts
  • Watching: Whatever I Want
  • Playing: Conker, COD, Halo
  • Eating: Cookies and Hot Pockets
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper or Milk

deviantID

Well, I'm Incredibly Smart (or so i've heard) I'm Very Pretty/Beautiful (or so i've heard) But I Cover My Prettiness Up. I Am What The Children Say These Days,A "School Girl". I Am Interested In History, Math, And Etc. So I Can See Why, But I Hate School Because Of All The Other Students. They're *hides my opinions* But Not Steph, Robin, And Taylor :) You're All So Awesome!Hugs! I'm Very Pale. And Tall. I Can Run Fast (or so i've heard) I Get Angry Very Easily. I've Never Been In A Physical Fight, But That's Because I Won't Hit You Unless You Hit Me. Very Simple. I'm Not Really Good At Talking. I'll Forget To Say Words,I'll Stutter And Say Words Funny. I Love Dr.Pepper And Guacamoly. I Love To Sing And Dance, But When I Do People Look At Me All Wierd And Call Me A Freak. Oh, And I'm Single...Have Been For Four Years. All The Rest About Me Is Confidential... So That's It For Now!

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: United States
  • Interests: HTF, Music, Vampires, And Everything else
  • Favourite movie: ZombieLand 8D
  • Favourite band or musician: Rammstein, Evanescence, Rob Zombie, SlipKnot, Disturbed, Lordi...
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, GothRock
  • Favourite poet or writer: My Favorite Book Series: The Edge Chronicles
  • Favourite style of art: Pencil, Digital, And Charcoal
  • Operating System: Laptop+Desktop
  • MP3 player of choice: Sansa
  • Favourite game: Halo3 and Wow
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox360, Computer
  • Favourite cartoon character: Flippy, Kaname
  • Personal Quote: Lead. Follow. Or Die.

I Plan On Being A Lot Of Stuff When I Become An Adult...So I Will- 

26%
7 deviants said OMG! Save Lives! And Become A DOCTA! :D
19%
5 deviants said Go To Japan...And Make Da Best Anime EVAR!
15%
4 deviants said Maybe You SHOULD Be A Painter...Get Paid Big Amounts To Paint Bootiful Things :D
11%
3 deviants said I Like Da Idea Of You Being A Mommy :3
7%
2 deviants said WOMAN! Go Back To That Actress And Begin Your OTHER Childhood Dream Of Being Famous!
7%
2 deviants said ...I Agree With That Idea Of You Owning A Strip Club...:shrug:
7%
2 deviants said Make A Band! You've....Somewhat got the skills.. >>
4%
1 deviant said Hey, Go To Germany And Be A Well-Paid Translator.
4%
1 deviant said Hehe....I Like Your Idea Of Being A Model.
0%
No deviants said Fulfill Your Childhood Dream! The Best Female Soccer Player Eva! (...But i dun like soccer anymore D:)

Shoutbox

~XxxXBlackstarXxxX:iconXxxXBlackstarXxxX:
good mornin' good mornin'!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :iconrabbidplz: MAUhsdajAHAHsAysdhuahjsdahah...... RESPECT THE WEIRD!!! oh yeah
Fri Nov 20, 2009, 5:42 PM
~XxxXBlackstarXxxX:iconXxxXBlackstarXxxX:
i no wat im typin.... >3<
Fri Nov 20, 2009, 5:41 PM
~XxxXBlackstarXxxX:iconXxxXBlackstarXxxX:
blueberry isnt a rapist!... most of the time......
Fri Nov 20, 2009, 5:39 PM
~Roxxy-126:iconRoxxy-126:
hey guys
Sat Sep 26, 2009, 11:58 AM
~linix555:iconlinix555:
hi
Fri Sep 25, 2009, 7:34 PM
~flyingsquirrel29:iconflyingsquirrel29:
omg!! lol
Sun Sep 13, 2009, 12:05 PM
~Flippyla:iconFlippyla:
>__>?
Mon Aug 31, 2009, 4:47 PM
=Shadow-Chu:iconShadow-Chu:
BANNANA CREAM PIE
Fri Aug 28, 2009, 1:12 PM
~Ashei-the-fox:iconAshei-the-fox:
Waka waka waka wakka XD
Sat Aug 15, 2009, 4:03 PM
~Love-Fox:iconLove-Fox:
LAWL
Thu Aug 6, 2009, 6:32 PM
!MysticChi:iconMysticChi:
lol
Sun Aug 2, 2009, 3:18 PM
*evethewhitewolf:iconevethewhitewolf:
1000000000 Points For Me Now!!! :la:
Tue Jul 28, 2009, 1:14 PM
~Aleb211:iconAleb211:
...you win...for now
Tue Jul 28, 2009, 7:42 AM
*evethewhitewolf:iconevethewhitewolf:
YEAH! WOO! :la:
Mon Jul 27, 2009, 11:28 AM
~Aleb211:iconAleb211:
...okay...you got me
Mon Jul 27, 2009, 8:48 AM

Comments


:iconaleb211:
Hey, Eve.

Wanna head to your stream? Friggin' bored over here.
:iconevethewhitewolf:
Hey

You Still On?

--
Do Not Be Racist
Love Jesus
Work Hard And Be Friendly C:

Eve:heart:Zappy
:iconevethewhitewolf:
'Kay , Then I'll Meet you there

--
Do Not Be Racist
Love Jesus
Work Hard And Be Friendly C:

Eve:heart:Zappy
:iconaleb211:
Hey, Eve.

What's up?

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